>
*Libby~Luvs~You~Bunchez*
>I love you...
>
"SmOoChEz"
>"MuAh"
>
>From: Pfrank1991@aol.com
>To: ACab209@aol.com, alejandra_arana111@hotmail.com, hotpinktinkerbell07@msn.com, Tiggeriffic76237@aol.com, coolchick65@msn.com, DancerChic_1991@msn.com, LilTweetyBoard@aol.com, NAZZIM10@aol.com
>Subject: very very, a must read
>Date: Mon, 13 Jun 2005 17:02:06 EDT
>
>Subject: CAKE OR BED
>
>
> CAKE OR BED
>
> A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
>
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
>
> HONEY,
>
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
>
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
>
> HE LOOK AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
>
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
>
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
>
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
>
> I DON'T THINK SO.
>
>
>FINE,
>
> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
>
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
>
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT.
>
> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
>
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
>
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
>
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
>
> I DON'T THINK SO
>
> FINE, SHE SAYS
>
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
>
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
>
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK.
>
> I'M NOT A DAMM CARPENTER AND I DON'T
>
> WANT TO FIX STEPS.
>
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
>
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
>
> I DON'T THINK SO.
>
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
>
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
>
> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
>
> COUPLE OF
>HOURS....................................
>
> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
>
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
>
> TO GO HOME.
>
> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
>
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
>
> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE
>
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.
>
> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
>
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
>
> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
>
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
>
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
>
> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
>
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
>
> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
>
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
>
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
>
> HE SAID,
>
> SO
>WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
>
> SHE REPLIED,
>
> HELLOOOOO....
>
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
>
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
>
> I DON'T THINK SO!
>
> NOW SEND THIS TO 5 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT
>
> 15 MINUTES AND YOU WILL
>
> GET A---------SURPRISE
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